I'm jammin out to some Brit Birt, she's still my bitch, I love her crazy ass
Just saw an ad for "Liver-aid" how has this not become a life changing drug for millions?
if I end up fighting someone to save $15 on a toaster oven then something went wrong earlier in life
I just criticized a porno's use of editing. Film school is ruining me.
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I didnt believe in cockblocking untill my roomate brought home that.
No flamethrowers. That is a direct order.
Just pure bliss will emerge from Charles, my tranny bong.
You made a glowstick headband with a helium balloon tied around it and climbed a tree in high heels. I was impressed.
You didn't hold all these dicks to become a party planner!
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There was a point where you were singing "Friends in Low Places" to yourself while Juicy J was playing so I got worried.
if I blackout nd am found tomorrow w butterfly hairclips on my nipples and my habd down my pants tell my family I am sorry
I appreciate having someone to objectively critique my dick pics.
I'm not talking about Donald Trump in the midst of sending you nudes
When I woke up today i said I will NOT sleep with her. This morning I did the walk of shame into work wearing the same clothes... How was your Monday?
I lost my cyber virginity to a guy I barely knew in high school while a Togepi Plushie watched.
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