You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
My workout was carrying 2 cases home from the grocery. It's Bowl Week.
We just got really drunk and bought toilet paper. Successful Monday.
Is it too much to ask that he stop calling me 'titty fuck' in public?
i was staring at her drunk thinking "shes at least a four"
Someone touched my vagina when we were out last night. The fact that it was you is inconsequential and I am still counting it as a pull.
PS: when I ask you if I look fat in a a dress DO NOT TAKE YOUR SWEET ASS GAY TIME to formulate an answer only to tell me in front of our family that perhaps I should buy Spanx. Do you WANT me to tell mom and dad you suck cock? Then be a good brother and have the common decency to LIEEEEEE!!!!
Help everyone's hot
Men are hot women are hot non-binary people are hot aliens are hot
so as he was cumming he sort of growled with one eye squinted... for a moment there I thought I was fucking Popeye
They cut me off when I tried to pee in the corner of the bar.
you were so high you asked for half double stack and half crispy chicken sandwich "welded together" in the wendy's drive through
well i blew him then my wife blew him, so im guessing we'll be seeing him around, yeah
Dude I just woke up naked on the floor with my dick in a boot. Legit in a fucking boot. I also have no idea where I am.
you have 30 seconds to convince me not to grab this guy's crotch in front of his girlfriend
I fought off a bull with my bare hands while he went off to have sex with her against a wall. I’m more upset about the fact that no one is acknowledging what I did.
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