I'm fucking your sister right now.
You motherfucker
She's next.
I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too.
something must definitely be wrong with me if i'm chasing after a guy who cant even get it up
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
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Can we hire someone to dj while we have sex?
The last thing I remember was talking about the economic viability of cock ring manufacturing... we had some good ideas
Just got done fucking the squirter chick. She came when we were in a 69. I now know what it's like to be water boarded.
You just yell-acapella'd the theme to fresh prince of bel air to me while a different song is playing in the bar.
He's ninety percent amazing leader, brother, and teacher, and ten percent unforgivable douche. These are the men I look up to in my life.
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how do i act around someone who's shoes i puked in while naked and blackout?
It's official cum is not a great leave in conditioner
My neighbour just came round to ask why we posted a spatula through his door at 3am. What do I tell him??
it was a 'fall asleep on the bathroom floor after puking bc the cold tile is legit more comfortable than your bed' kind of night.
I was so drunk I got motion sickness from sex.
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