whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
its a sex-hate relationship...no love involved
fuck he's narrating my life in a british voice make him stop im way too fucking high for this
I promise you I could read that dogs mind, he was arguing with the other dog saying he knows how fucked up I am
just asked if they'd gift wrap go-go taquitos for you at 7-eleven
Given everything we have talked about, is it wrong to ask you to be faithful to me, despite still dating him?
His arresting officer when they were busting up the squat party recognized him from the anti-drone protest. He was like Jesus kid, you were sober last time.
why do all the dudes in this porno look like billy ray cyrus
I thought about mashed potatoes the whole way home
Out of ten? A seven. You pulled your shorts down to your ankles, jumped into the pool and announced you were a merman.
Can someone explain to me why guys are so fascinated w their dicks that they feel like they'll die if they don't send unsolicited dick pics
Jesus Christ, it's not like going swimming. You don't have to wait 20 minutes after you eat to suck a dick
I forgot a room to the key..so whenever you wake ip and read this...I'm sleeping inthe hallway..please find me
My breath smells like gin and sadness
You took your shirt off at the bar, handed it to a girl, and made her wash your dirty shirt on your washboard abs
tuesdays get the best of me...
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