Tell her she can't have a vagina
I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
She smells like mac and cheese, right after you add the cheese. It's strangely erotic.
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hey, can i borrow that thing you never use?
what?
your penis
I'm gonna make this happen. You think it would be too forward to text him my room number with turn by turn directions straight to my crotch?
it's 8 a.m. and there are people having sex at the foot of the strangers bed i'm in. the guy just asked the girl how she lost her baby weight so fast.
I don't go on dates. I watch tv and play with dicks. dinner is a situation.
Ever walked into a basement full of 10 guys jerking it to a live stripper? Cause I have. Always confirm the address of a house party. Always.
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We really gotta change brands again because 2-ply is making us feel like the celebrities we aren't.
I forced myself to puke in my garbage can, and the next day I bought a new one and burnt the old one. You could say it was a rough night
Can I drink yet?
It's Monday morning.
Your point?
what color bed sheets say meditative warrior but also welcome to my sex dungeon...
navy blue
The fact that you have an answer to that is why we are friends...
Plus you need some new dick in your life, the environment is fucked enough you don’t have to recycle anymore 😂💀
Dude, the T Swift concert might not be so bad after all. Can you say milfs living vicariously through their teenage daughters? Score.
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