the entire time we were hooking up i couldn't stop thinking about the bengals. thoughts?
Oh yes. The girl who wanted me to watch her pee.
i went to throw her on my bed and threw her straight in to my bike
maddie and i have invented a community puke bowl. explanation later
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I'll just get wasted and start throwing myself at men. Someone's bound to take the bait
Thursday nights need to stop happening to me.
I command you to take a shot and dance like the pretty little gay boy you are.
I just found a weed leaf in my leg hair..
I got to see a stripper that did magic last night. It was glorious.
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I'm still me, I just happen to have things in my porn library that you may not have expected
Only you would come out as bi like that
If blow jobs were a super power she'd be in the Justice League.
Well, I guess you are not meant to have this fucking picture of an adorable baby duck.
I caught myself caressing my own hand while nurturing a glass of bourbon. I think it's time to get back out there.
I'm laying in bed cuddling with my teddy bear and eating waffles. I need a fucking boyfriend
Everything is scary i hate being an adult i hate responsibility tell me a dick joke
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