Dude, we have the same penis size. Best friends for life.
Just saw someone buying TWO six packs of O'Doul's. WHY ??
Is King's over? Or do I still have to say 'On Matt's cock' at the end of every sentence on matt's cock?
the world took limewire and four lokos away from me in one week....hello depression
he seriously made his penis a facebook.
I'm pretty sure this is how polyamorous relationships begin.
Wow way to turn my death into an oppurtunity to get laid
i'm going to invent a mini fridge that can hang from faucets so i don't have to get out of the bathtub anymore for a cold beer. its a million dollar idea
She just came home holding a fire hydrant. Yes a fire hydrant.
Thank you for not boning my boss.
Just think Febushuary. A whole month of 70's esque bush! This is the dream
He's carved the words "SLAM STATION" into his headboard...
He staggered in with his pants around his ankles and yelled that he lost his pants
You were having sex very loudly, so I felt it necessary to blast the Thong Song, bust out the trusty old airhorn and walk in on you. MY BAD.
they call themselves the foursome.. thats def means they're up for one right?
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