their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
I have no morals, kinda like you have no standards
None
i just masturbated with purell and my dick burns and smells like a hospital
i woke up, turned over, and noticed an assortment of knives stuck in my wall. i should prob stop drinking
I threw up into my coffee this morning.
I'm currently using two paint brushes as chopsticks to eat lasagna.... college.
I got kicked out of a mexican restaurant last night for being too drunk. This is getting dangerously close to rock bottom
All I remember is mattress sliding down the stairs while giving him a blow-job. Sorry you had to witness the incident.
Babe. You eat pussy like a god warrior sent from a galaxy far far away to destroy female genitalia with new realms of pleasure. That's how I know your not gay.
He came for an unexpected visit and let's just say I shattered his illusion that girls don't watch porn
I'm imagining a seal in an ugly shirt hahahahaha Percocet
I was his one phone call from jail and I hung up on him. He's fine though were gonna go to a party now.
Oh my god, it's like someone broke the off button in my butthole
Currently having to re-watch episodes of Lost that I've only partially seen because you distracted me with your vagina
He and I didn't so much date, as watch cartoons and go down on each other.
Randomize
