plz talk dirty to me
And, I saw Emily's panties. How? She doesn't sit like a lady.
if i died would you start the facebook group?
it's all just a bunch of faces and i remember what the floor looked like.
Chicken strips. I got my nose broken because of Chicken strips.
Wanna tell me why vodka seeped out of the memory foam when I climbed into my bed?
Sry I came all over your dress. Think of it as a Vegas souvenir.
Drinking ketchup directly out of the bottle does not make it tomato juice.
Also CANADIAN LIPS TASTE OF MAPLE SYRUP AND APOLOGIES. SORRY.
Oh good, bag of butt plugs is in my predictive text now
Typing the whole thing out was getting to be such a chore
Starting this Monday as I always do
With a desperate plea for help
You didnt text me.. I'm on your street with golf clubs
You just kept mumbling about the carpet being covered in stains that looked like the face of God. Until you decided that they were closer in relation to Dumbledore.
Ok fell asleep on a bus in south Carolina just woke up in Canada where the hell is the liquor store from here?!
I’m sorry I pressured you for dick pics.
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