it turns out vodka filled condoms arent that funny
you'd think he'd be slightly more humble with a penis that small
Am I a whore if I make out with a boy just so michelle can't?
its always fun the next morning to look around the room and see where all the clothing landed.
idk if ive ever seen a picture of him on facebook with his pants on
We were making out when she went into convulsions. At least now I know she's allergic to peanuts.
Im not gonna remember this tomorrow but the real money is in coke i wanna get a dark wood desk and cell coke then i can own taco bell and the xxl chalupa will be mine
so i may have indirectly taught my 13 year old campers how to give blowjobs.
Remind me in the future that chugging dog codeine is not the best idea.
It's was about average. But he had a tat on his thigh that said "pull-out n' rollout" so I won't have to worry about a round two request.
I didn't mind you coming over, just I'm quite sure most booty calls don't involve a scavenger hunt...
Woke up to the UT campus police fishing my boxers out of the university pool, guess it was a good night.
I know you've been in hospital with meningitis, but last night I walked into a streetlight and bruised my penis so who's really suffering here
Should we make a shared Google doc list of places we want to fuck? Like a scavenger hunt?
it was like 6 shots in and he was automatically my type
Randomize
