Fist pumping is hard when country music is playing FYI but I am committed
do you guys have 30-35 shot glasses? because if not, i don't even see a point in me coming
I suppose drinking a cosmo at lunch alone can't look good but I mean... sometimes it's just necessary
I just very easily got pretty high off of one bowl of shitty dirt weed. I'm a sad excuse for who I used to be.
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His car is rigged up like the cash cab how am i supposed to not sleep with him
Can you bring home bongs? Like all the bongs. I need bongs
I couldn't finish the episode and had to lay down because the snapple commercial with the mustache was blowing my mind
We have a nice shopping list..vibrators and roller blades
Priorities
why does drunk me think that doing things like throwing up on my desk and all over my 15 page lab report is okay
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Meanwhile I'm googling glory holes in Vegas
Thanks for coming out I think haley is drunk enough for breast milk White Russians
I went down on her on the dining room table. That should count for something.
Got drunk in Atlantic City Flagged down some guy with two wrapped tampons like road flares for a cigarette.
well we started off by chasing vodka with chocolate milk and ended up trying to befriend a crippled raccoon so that should tell you how our night went
Tell her that we understand the angle wasn't the best on the first video and that we forgive her.
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