i can't believe i never thought of this: farticle man
i just walked with a girl who was carrying a chair down the street. apparently she got mad at the bartender and took the bar stool when she left.
He came in like 30 seconds. That's how I know he hasn't been cheating on me while I've been gone
I'm sure it was awkward. I've never had a professor expose parts of them to me before.
Don't worry I drank 7 more beers & brought home a guy that bit me at the bar.
Do you think drinking vodka, rum and sourpuss out of a water bottle, in a class that isn't even mine rude?
How external is "for external use only"?
Is it sad that I have better conversations with his roommate before or after sex than I do with him in general?
She is currently expressing her joy for "bad to the bone" through interpretive dance...
Making cookies for neighbors. Spill beer all over dough. Bake anyways. From good neighbors back to the shitty college kids next door in under 3 seconds.
Don't act like you're a victim to marijuana
Don't drink and shop. I went for happy hour and came home with a fog machine. I now have no other choice but to scare the shit out of my neighbors with it.
drinking vodka out of a wine glass to feel a little bit classier about myself.
The dog peed on the neighbors baby Jesus. No wonder she thinks we're the devil.
She yelled Carpe Diem when she orgasmed. Is it too early to marry her?
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