"it" just moved
I feel like if im whacking off more now that i have a gf than i did when i was single, somethings wrong.
What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
you were going around the whole club telling people to smell ur purse
please tell me you remember why "7 days" is written above my bed in red marker
so she called me drunk and made me stay on the phone with her while she puked.
Mother nature decided I wasn't going to be a whore today. Fuck her.
He told me he felt like he shoud say thank you and as a prize i could keep anything from his room that i wanted.
You can do it. What doesn't kill us just drives us to drink
I want what they have, but in the meantime I have a whole bottle of rum to which I'm quite devoted
At orientation, some girl is asking, loudly, where she can get weed. Everyone looks discussed but are paying very close attention to people's answers.
Currently studying Econ, while waiting outside current booty call's residence for him to return from the strip club. This is your fault.
Did you cry?
I don't think so. I definitely lost my cool though
Yeah i think jesus would lose his cool in that situation
If I could I'd magically teleport drugs and alcohol to you. Like a bad decision fairy.
If you think that liquor is the way to shower sex then you're right.
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