The girl in the white might have stds. I'm strangely okay with this.
incase your class ends early, there are three naked guys in our room. but don't get too excited, they're all gay.
Apparently the cops have a video of me singing bob seger "Night moves".
Who would have guessed that her hair would be so flammable
No, I left myself a half eaten cucumber and a beer next to my head, pointed at it and said 'you're breakfast' and then passed out.
Remind me never to take that much Vicodin ever again. I laid in bed measuring my heart rate for an hour and a half because I was afraid it would stop.
I'm sitting in my room naked waiting for him. When he gets here im going to make him do 20 pushups and lick my clit for a hour
I just don't remember. It's like I went to bed on July 3rd.. and woke up on the 5th. Nothing.
He was so drunk and proud of his 6-month-gym-results he actually made me touch his whole naked body.
But there's never enough margarita money.
This is going to be one of those situations where we lose a day, isn't it
Played never have I ever with high schoolers today. Needless to say they brought up threesomes so I had to make a judgement call and decided to not put my finger down
I asked her if she could eat some Doritos so when we made out it would taste awesome
no it was
but you compared your dick to a female disney character
I think it's important to not involve Bar Food in any near future decisions.
Starting to realize that fucking everyone I come across isn't the most... "adult"... coping method.
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