I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
cab driver gave us mini bottles of jd for the ride home & proceeded to run every red light. wonder how many bottles he drank.
she woke up with a sticky ear
if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean
my dad brought home flowers.. so i started talking to them
So i guess my mom went into the kitchen and asked me why i was making mac and cheese at 4 in the morning and apparently i yelled at her to "get the fuck back bitch you don't know my life"
I should hang a sign above my bed that says "get hard or go home."
Does making ice cubes at 4 in the morning count as being productive?
thats the 2nd threesome ive been accused of this week
It would have been the trifecta of dick for her.
he forgot we were at my place and not his so he tried kicking me out of my own apartment by saying "so, you can go whenever you want...."
He has been feeding me cheesecake and candy for breakfast. Naked. For three days. How am I ever going to leave????
I have rug burns on my nipples. Thanks for being an awesome wing girl.
Oh man. I threw up in the first cab. Got kicked out. Roamed somewhere for awhile. Fell asleep in the back if the second cab. Woke up in my underwear on the living room floor with a frozen pizza (thawed) laying next to me
The streets are paved with hand jobs
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