i just want to meat her and do terribly wonderful things to her vagina...
I feel kinda awkward using the Sesame Street themed Google to search for hot young pussy...
i'm naked playing bejeweled blitz in your bed. this is both a forewarning and an apology
shes still asleep dad put a lobster in her bathroom
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I honestly don't know what my boundaries are, but shitting on me is crossing them.
I won't go into too much detail about this but you should probably wash your sheets. In bleach. Or just burn them. Thanks for letting me sleep in your bed bro. Enjoy scotland.
whoever brushed my teeth and whitened them while i was passed out, thanks.
its cute though when you google his name more than one mug shot comes up from different states
At the same time that I bought plan b I got some Girl Scout cookies too. It's not a total loss for you.
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I'm home alone for the next hour and a half, I expect soup and and a willing attitude to do drugs from one of or both of you girls.....annnnnd go
Times have changed. Freshman year I could throw my shirt in a bonfire and still get laid. Now when I puke in my girlfriend's bed on her birthday I'm "an asshole"
Holy shit, add "successfully got stoned secretly at a party where a cop was" to my list of accomplishments.
DO NOT FUCK YOUR ENGAGED GAY NEIGHBOR!
Maybe those shots of hot dog water wasn’t a good idea after killing a fifth of tequila.. but who’s askin
You’re better off without him. Actually, he’s better off without you and that’s what really matters
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