I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
i just saw a woman using her birth control packet as a wallet.
10 dollar pizza all the toppings you want. Wait Until You See This Pizza
Sonogram pictures belong on a fucking fridge...NOT FACEBOOK!!
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He said he loved me so I pretended not to hear it because I don't think "I love your penis" was the response he was looking for.
Please talk me out of ordering the stripper pole for a dollar. Please.
He only dropped the Russian accent after we started having sex.
I can't believe I've come to a point in my life where sex for a birthday present is acceptable
I told you all we needed steroids to survive the tour de franzia, like the bikers. But nobody listened...
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I may or may not have just hot boxed a backhoe on the construction site of a police station that's being rebuilt..
TOPLESS DRIVE THRU! I have no money and my dignity is at an all time low.
HE JUST ALLUDED TO FUCKING MY FRESH LOAF OF BREAD
He yelled "I'm Bruce Springsteen!" when he came. This is why I don't sleep with guys from Jersey.
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
I love how when he said ecstasy pills both of our heads whipped around like a couple of horned owls.
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