i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
just peed in the tub, threw it on Megan.. she threw more back, I got out and threw toilet water on her.. forecast for tomorrow? pink eye.
i think blowjobs on the first date are perfectly acceptable. as long as you dont go dick to mouth.
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Excuse me by sucking dick i am fighting crime. Just think of all the prostitues going out of business and getting real jobs.
Dude, I had to masturbate just to stay warm. Please pay the gas bill?
There is a dude in a thong with a Nerf axe having battles in the street. Welcome to Portland
But I REALLY want to hide my crazy for as long as possible with him so he'll date me.
If you need anything just hit me up
Pancakes
Noted.
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as your best friend, I hope we never outgrow 'I Just Got Laid' texts
"She's seriously grinding on him while whispering into his ear, 'take me to McDonald's.'"
I hate that I will forever be known as the girl who puked on the front lawn. That only happened once.
I have to sleep with him. We're too much alike. It's like clash of the titans, except instead of clashing, he's putting it in me.
FYI brushing your teeth & taking off your makeup does not erase the shame from the night before
He's a downgrade and it was quick. But it was dick nonetheless.
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