I don't think brook has ever known best
I asked a girl to buy her a drink, she had I have a boyfriend, so I said, well i have a goldfish, she said what? I replied, oh I'm sorry I thought we were talking about shit that doesnt matter.
this kid in class is playing minesweeper and just slammed the desk because he lost. thank god were normal.
I just followed a trail of feathers and glitter to class. Today better be fucking magical.
He was in me and said I can't believe this happened because of facebook. MOOD KILLER.
I just smoked pot in front of my old Elementary School. It's like my Childhood and Adulthood are coming together in this awesome thing.
How sober do you have to be to donate blood?
just got in my apt...and theres jungle juice here i left from over a month ago..this could be interesting...or deadly
The sun is so bright. Whhyyyyy. EYES ARE DEAD.
My lower body still feels like its been through a garbage disposal and a trash compactor. In that order.
You showed up to your dad's bday dinner late, dirty, and hungover then proceeded to yell at the bartender for trying to take advantage of you by putting extra bourbon in your drink... Highly doubt you win best daughter award.
i love you man. i hope we fuck some serious shit up this summer.
What?! Why else would they put table cloths on a table if not for discreet oral sex? That's why they were invented! Read a book...
AND HOLY SHIT FLUBBER IS ON NETFLIX
I'm eating cheesecake with my hands completely naked while falling asleep
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