I'm just looking at Lindsay Lohan's vagina.
Oh yea! I was just doing that too!
I just walked in on my roommate beating off with no pants on, an unbuttoned hawaiian shirt and a cowboy hat, and he weights 300 pounds
as we were stuffing their 24 of beer into our bags you kept saying you wanted cheese strings. closest things we found were kraft singles. as the guys came up the stairs you kept screaming 'GET THE CHEESE! GET THE CHEESE!'
she reminds me of the kind of girl who'd fuck in church if you asked. I can dig it.
i think i am going to devote my summer to making my cats internet celebrities
OMG A WOMANS PROSTETIC ARM JUST FELL OFF AT BAGGAGE CLAIM
Yeah well my vagina has expectations too but they don't get met all the time.
Gravity stopped and i'm discussing Greek philosophy with two guys I don't know. There's someone asleep on me. We need to use their dealer.
She who has the vag holds all the power. He will learn one way or the other.
I spent the day drinking wine and meditating. I'm zen as fuck.
It's a sad day when you can't take off your pants and drink a margarita at work.
There was a huge crash. I came out of my room to find you sprawled out at the bottom of the stairs in your bra and panties. You looked at me, yelled 'WHAT AM I DOING WITH MY LIFE' and then ran back into his room.
You were a for sure 10. You put on a traffic cone to meet someone.
its been well over a year and hes still saying sex with me was epic
I haven't even lived here for 24 hours yet, and I've already banged someone. My new hoe life is off to a great start.
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