I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
Once again you get dinner and all I get is semen on my leg
he was fingering the outside of my pants..i knew that was my cue to leave
did u really fuck my little sister???
im not saying yes or no but just know that my answer rhymes with "mess"
its a sex-hate relationship...no love involved
He won't stop licking me..... im choosing your date next time.
Dude if you're not gonna answer them I'm gonna stop snapchatting you my hook ups
FACE TIME HER WHILE YOU GUYS BANG
you know you're a stoner girl when you get a callus from your grinder
I'm pretty sure the guy who was grinding on me while I was trying to get a drink at he bar was one of my tinder matches
I was told today that I'm the ugliest bartender in the area, so, I guess I have that going for me.
Oh and he asked if I would occasionally still blow him if we had children. It was so romantic.
The only thing that makes a night with half a bottle of cheap vodka is the other half of that bottle of cheap vodka.
I ordered from the drive thru as i was peeing on the menu
Actually new year, new me. I haven’t had sex yet so technically I’ve been a virgin all year.
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