please tell me if i'm home and in my bed
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come find me please
Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
Just spent five minutes taking pictures of my hands for some random guy.
Thanks for reminding me why I talk about you behind your back. Get laid.
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
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For his 21st I'm getting a fancy hotel that way he can at least sleep in a nice bathtub
All the walks of shame were condensed into the hour before parents started showing up. Move out day is so bittersweet
eating kraft dinner with my face. no forks.
He just kept pointing to each of us saying "arrested, arrested, arrested"
Nothing is more important than the last pool party of the season. Call in sick or gay or something.
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The best part about being single is knowing how much everyone secretly creeps behind their gf/bfs back. You wouldn't believe..Have a great date night!
We have bigger issues at hand... Does anybody know someone in the kalamazoo area that is missing a pair of stilts ?
No kiss but I got free McDonald's so at least we can focus on what is really important here
Sometimes I refuse to go through a door until someone holds it open for me because I'm a fucking lady.
It's a long story, but I accidentally peed on my dog. I'll tell you about it tomorrow, and we shall never tell my wife.
and i walked downstairs to find my brother using nunchucks, and making the appropriate noises. i simply asked "why"; his reply? "why the fuck do you think?". i love my family.
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