We're like a lot better than the average bears
I have to decide between the hot young blond with no apparent gag reflex, and the brunette with a great ass and a trust fund.
there hasn't been a girl guy ratio this good since a guy jumped on one of the Titanic life rafts
so i have my big date this weekend, and i was practicing giving head with a bottle in the shower. i stopped and looked at the botton of the bottle. it was PURE MOLD! if i die, dont tell the doctors how this happened....
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She got stuck in the front door. She never told me how or why.
No it's cool, He's been doing my English papers in exchange for lap dances since the eleventh grade. We're very professional.
I'm sorry for gagging during our first time having sex
I was drunk
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i looked down and was like "oh shit thats blood" then it was like "shit, thats not my blood." then it was like whos blood is this??
Nick is about to bring home a woman who is 39, a mother, and, by all accounts, FUCKING HOMELESS. Will update as details become available.
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I need vodka and champagne for my new favorite drink, vodkapagne. Alternative spellings are "vodkapain" and "vom-machine"
I needed 3am water. Not 3am shots of rum.
Just realized Ive never seen my f buddy in the daylight. What if he looks different?
oh my god you are days, if not hours away from a dick pic. This is the day the lord has made rejoice and be glad in it
and then she asked if she could shave my junk
and howd that go?
can you pick me up from the hospital?
I'm not having sex with him if he doesn't believe in gay marriage and abortions.
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