Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
ohhhh fuckk. chicks a dude.
You'll be the guy with the raft that sells burritos on the river. You'd be legendary.
I knew I was in the wrong bar when "I have a daughter your age" was some random's pick up line.
Thank you for holding my bra last night while i did a topless lap around the house
I've had more sex in the two weeks since we broke up than I ever had in any two weeks we were together.
Saw a guy throw up on himself while walking, drinking, and singing all at the same time. Hope your night is going better than his :)
So I think my aunt and her one legged boyfriend are getting it on in the next room. Traumatized does not even begin to describe what I am right now
I'm a sociology major remember
Well that and comm
Basically you majored in how to get laid
I was alternating between saying "yall need Jesus" and "God bless" the entire night
The 666th photo in my phone is of him and if that's not a sign that he's secretly the Antichrist, idk what is. Also, bring more rum.
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
so how was it...?
sadly not as impressive as one might expect from a division one athlete. he lacked the stamina i had hoped for, and by lacked i do mean he fell asleep while he was still inside me. an epic wtf moment, i know.
You know you're old when you’re masturbating and you pull your hip
Just come here quick. I'm home in 3min. It will take you literally less than 5 to walk. Then 2 to undress, 16 to fuck, 2 to dress again and 5 to walk back..!!
exactly 16 eh??
Randomize
