He has that thing where they hang SUPER low
Ewww!! Elephantitis
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
I'm sorry I didn't make it out, I got distracted by sparkley boobies.
That's why you NEVER put anything a stripper gave you in your mouth
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How many folks do you know who bring coke to a dinner party. Seriously.
When I was in the bathroom and wiped with a paper towel I found in the trashcan, I realized that this might be the reason I have a yeast infection.
Lets start a coed nudist frat/sorority. It would be amazing. Or just an orgy club. It would also be amazing
My homemade mace ate through its aluminum container. I make awesome mace.
I am just glad I was home to catch most of it, cause it smells BAD.
I'm not a scientist but that could be because it's homemade mace. That is however just a hypothesis
I don't know if I want to fuck him or punch him in the face.
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I used an explanation of Walking Marriages in the Mosuo Culture to successfully negotiate an open relationship. That Anthropology degree is finally starting to pay off.
Would you paint my ceiling for oral sex?
90% sure the total babe I have been talking to all night has a kid. Ugh, so sad right now.
Im so high
its been well over a year and hes still saying sex with me was epic
If you had a good reason for throwing the toaster at the wall, now's a good time to tell someone. My parents are on their way back and you know my dad and his pop tarts.
There were no words. I got in his car, took my pants off, threw my shirt out the window, and got things started. After we were done I collected my clothes, gave him a kiss, and crept back into my house.
You're like the sex ninja. How doesn't he love you?!
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