I cant believe you went over there and fucked her last night after everything you said
she invited me over to play the wii, it's not like i intended to
You KNEW her power was out...
what made you think it was a good idea to trust the girl that hides tequila in her backpack?
Being a girl sucks.
Being a boyfriend sucks for about a week, too
Is drinking merlot and watching womens figure skating by myself gay?
woke up in a garbage bag. literally. it was used as a sleeping bag.
we just got kicked out of the mexican restaurant. i have a full pitcher of margarita's hiding under my coat.
I've decided to be proactive and make a sex playlist on my phone to avoid any awkward moments in my upcoming slutty summer
I had fun last year but I was one half of the hoe train back then. At least I'll feel better about myself as a person this year.
I'm going to miss going to the strip club though.
Not much, really baked..... beethoven is AMAZING it's like i'm flying in space with baby jesus
My meds have diminished my sex drive, this must be what regular women feel like
What a dumb baby whore.
We had a deepthroating contest with breadsticks at Olive Garden
I found my hair extensions. They were in my hamper.
Not remembering where I left my grinder before vacation #stonerproblems
Long story short I shit on a sidewalk while walking with multiple people. Then sprinted around the streets of Tallahassee in only gym shorts as I tore my toga off and wore it as a cape.
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