the not having weed thing wouldnt be nearly as tragic if it wasnt the one holiday where they launch bright flaming things into the air
I can't believe he cheated
Whatever. Anytime she has an orgasm, it's because I taught him how
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
I closed that bar. Sang every Beatles song in the book. Made Somoan friends.
What happened to "I wouldnt even touch her with a ten foot pole"?
Her vagina devoured it.
Its time to go balls to the wall to get any good D during these last few weeks of college.
It's basically the same plan, only step one gets revised to "look hot enough that he forgets I fucked his roommate"
The condom broke. Its OK tho, turns out I was just humping her thigh for 20 minutes. Jager dude, Jager.
he doesn't sweat normal. maybe that's what THC smells like coming through the sweat glands...
I'm tryin a pb and onion sandwich now
Please smoke with me until I agree that sounds like a good idea
Also, it was so cold in that bathroom that I saw my crap steaming, a first in my life
Ive already seen two fights and a clown urinating in the middle of the street. Hello Halloween 2014.
I just got back like 5 minutes ago, I have two champagne bottles that I carried with me on the train home and a Dunkin donuts coffee cup full of stolen butter, I've been in a windowless room for the last 6 hours, time does not exist
what is your life
Free champagne that's what
He tried to brush a hair off my cheek, but turns out it was just a freakishly long chin hair. So no, we didn't bang.
Or is it distressingly heterosexual?
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