Get here now. This is going to be possibly my most dangerous idea ever, and I'm the guy who challenged a hobo to a breakdance fight.
its hard to take this fight seriously when one dude is an oompa loompa, and the other is a "g spot"
Clusterfucked is a frowned upon word in work related emails
Heard in class today that they replaced our carpet in last years apartment because they couldn't get the smell out, dude we smoked way to much pot last year.
I don't see what kind of idea someone could get from an envelope covered in jesus stickers and a note from a person and their dog. I'd say crazy person alert before flirting.
My goal for break? Fuck all my exes in reverse order.
He got completely naked and is now just standee there next to my bed poking at my hamster. Why can't I get sex the normal way.
Cat. Why do you sit on things I need to use.
Because it is cat.
Negotiating with my body. We're ok. Violent upheaval is not necessary.
$150 and 3 orgasms. Dogsitting is awesome.
I woke up to half of the whiskey bottle gone, and apparently I showered in my clothes. Pretty good start to SB2015 I'd say?
One time she showed me her pierced nipples in our high school locker room and now she has a daughter
... why is there baby oil , black socks and frozen hot dogs in the sink this morning ?
Just ate 2 pieces of pizza in the shower.. New low or fuckin brilliant??
Wow. I want to climb Santa. You've made my mind go places I wasn't prepared to explore.
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