woke up at my desk with a paper in front of me that says "people stranded on islands love having wet dreams" what the fuck happened last night
i need to know the scientific term for a guy's taint so i can explain what i did last night.
Ps I don't think it counts as being open minded if you didn't know he was missing a leg until you had already started making out.
Having a race with the dryer. Seeing who can get drunk/dry clothes faster.
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Less talking, more tequila
What can I say, I'm a giver.
Smoking up the homeless at 3am does not make you a humanitarian.
Dude you have to come get or im gonna nail this 64 y/o woman as repayment for buying me shots of jager
i refuse to be around anyone not wearing a sombrero...its cinco de mayo
I wish I was in the big bed with a naked you post sex eating chicken nuggets
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Hold on... Are we having an intellectual conversation about porn?
Yup
I love us.
Dude my pants were only on for 20 minutes after she got there.
That's 30 minutes too many.
4 out of 7 roommates in one month isn't that bad if you think about the fact that 3 of them were in the last 24 hours
That awkward moment when your drug dealer pulls your boss out of the snow
On a scale of 1 to i should hide, how deep did i dig my grave?
Shelly has the weirdest luck. Dude offered her a job riding a bucking bronco and it was not porn or stripping but an actual g-d cow.
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