well look at the bright side
maybe you can be on an episode of "I Didn't Know I Was Pregnant"
she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
I.V.'s should just be available for purchase at Walmart. God I'm dehydrated.
And all I ask is the occasional "welcome home from work" blowjob.....and for you to fold my laundry. I hate folding laundry
Relaxed was like phase 1 of this phase 7 high
just remember the most important rule of taking psychedelics: monsters can't get through blankets
i don't know man... i just want to listen to John Lennon every time i finish fucking her. is this love?
would it be uncouth to smoke a joint during office hours
This is why you're my favorite TA
I'm just more comfortable with the bondage
I wish I had a picture of me and ron helping that stripper lick her own vagina
I really don't want to get drunk alone tonight. Like, I'll do it, but I won't enjoy it.
I'm serenading his dick with my words. I understand how poets get inspiration now.
Your cat ate my taco.
. . . I don't have a cat?
It was laying in your bed. Now it's hunting for more tacos.
I’ll always remember that day you sent me that random nude on accident lmao changed my life
The guy at the liqiour store just said "Wow haven't seen you in awhile, is everything okay?"
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