It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
I love my grandma, but if I have to sit and watch one more show on Bravo, I'm gonna burn her fuckin house to the ground
finally achieved: got laid in the religion section of borders. thought you should know.
he broke up with me while standing outside, half naked, waiting to fuck him. i feel like a leper right about now.
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Breaking personal boundaries is my trademark
i just sent him like 8 different sexts and he texted me back about how good the hummus is that i left in his fridge.
DUDE, DID YOU KNOW YOU CAN JUST RENT AN ELEPHANT???
Oh God.
eating jello out of the cup. with my face. while on the toilet. i am at my lowest.
ARE YOU THINKING VAGINA THEMED RESTAURANT
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Abort mission; I repeat: Abort mission.I found an attractive one.
I said "sucks to suck" to a cop last night. We've been snapchatting.
We need to stop going on dates to the strip club.
Drunk you needs to learn how to call sober me, so sober me can talk your drunk vagina down.
i thought this was a perfectly normal conversation between two adult men about why this children's cartoon is quality television but no you just gotta be talking shit again
So I'm buying milk, bread, yogurt & lube. Not awkward at all
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