matts gf stood and watched my naked ass gather my clothes off his floor this morning. sweet.
After 9 shots a girl with a mustache......still not attractive
she's basically destroyed all of the faith i had that skinny blond girls could be a functioning part of society.
i just looked up and i was like omg ballsack and then i didnt know what to do
How long does it take to cook a corndog over a candle?
Today as a vday present for myself I am walking in between any couples I see on campus.
the kid throwing up and laying face down on the deck just asked ME if I'M okay...
It's hard to be a gentleman when a girl pauses her karaoke version of "a whole new world," and proceeds to tell the entire bar that she wants your cock in her mouth.
We got naked and peed in the garden. Something about bonding with our new house
He's my ex's boss. I'm not above sleeping with him for that fact alone.
His boxer smelled like clean laundry while I was giving him head. It was delightful, like sucking a dick in a spring meadow.
dude the last time we saw him was 2 nights ago when he was yelling that the trees were naked or some shit then he ran into the forest. I think its time for a search party
I must stop trying to make out with my friends when I'm hammered.
What’s the best way to find out if he’s into anal?
I think you have the wrong number, but good luck with that
Somehow my life has turned in to drug deals at the bar, and illegally camping on a mountain because I have no where else to live.
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