His vagina is bleeding blood all over the court
ahhh, you guys look like a cute little family in the cop car!
sexting loses it's worth when you accidentally text your boss.
neither the pictures you took nor my hangover explain why there are skittles in my shoe
Do you remember snorting allspice and yelling at doughnut shop girl?
I can't look at him without thinking about his cum face
From the guy that lifted you into a fan I'm sorry
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
...im seriously confused as to why this doesn't make sense to you. Girl hostage, rob casino. Makes perfect sense.
If i ever die cab you make sure bag pipes are at my funeral they are awsome
I just hope the day something happens to me my phone just dies, like literally died and will never turn on ever again. I feel like God owes me that much.
Gave her a puke bucket just in case. She filled the bottom of it with tears. Super sad. Although I am super proud she didn't puke. That was a lot of Fireball.
But he said I was unpatriotic for not having sex with him. What was I suppose to say to that?
Alan said you can come over and eat me out anytime you want, as long as we give him enough notice to hide in the closet before we arrive
She started crying because the Rugrats grew up
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