I can hear the grilled cheese talking to me. "Let me in there!" they wanna get inside me
I want to kish your cheek
My cheeks are in Michigan
Oh my lips are kind of stretchy
I definitely just put my boxers on backwards.
haha now u have to piss out ur bum
you dialed the number "23" then talked to it for three minutes
How many folks do you know who bring coke to a dinner party. Seriously.
I found what appears to be half an E pill and part of a tooth in my pocket this morning
I miss eating meals at a table and having unprotected sex..
You stood outside his house all night throwing your sister's leftover Easter eggs and singing 'now you're just somebody that I used to blow'
All I know is that your reaction after this date with him was "I think I did cocaine" so I'm sold on this boy
After much deliberatipn and vodka, my favourite phrase of Christmas 2012 is "penis of last resort"
I don't know if I want context or not...
Context involves faux incest and champagne. Id go into detail but im on shot number 5.
There's a chance I told a cop that I was ready for him to strip I may have even taken some ones out of my purse and stuck them in his holster
I'm going to take a nap so I don't feel like a stripper sneezed in my mouth tomorrow morning at work.
Preparing for the bar exam has made my whatever disorder you said I have act up again
The adults are the big ones right?
He’s perfect! He listens to Genesis during sex and has a VW bus!
You really are from the panhandle, aren’t you?
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