Dude, my boy c***** and I hooked up with Asian sisters last night in the same room
Then I put on blue by Eiffel 65 and security showed up and yelled at us for being too loud. Also, they stopped fucking because no one can fuck to eiffel 65
I think I might.. possibly.. like a Justin Bieber song.
I think you might... possibly... have sprouted a vagina.
nothing like celebrating the fact that you're not a father by trying to impregnate other women
I got really high with eric & scott.. they're discussing why words sound the way they do.. it's going to get messy
we were fucking and all I could think about is how my silly bands were glowing in the dark.
I don't see why you're so upset, it's not like you were wearing pants either.
Annd you probably wouldn't of fallen down the stairs if you didn't insist on taking 'finale shots'
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
If your relationships aren't working out because she doesn't have a penis THEN maybe you should give dudes another go
The realization of how permanent those tattoos really were set in this morning... I am SO sorry.
Sounds like sex on a twister board.
An idea that is both hilarious and intriguing...
well he got me up crazy early but i got pizza for breakfast and an electric blanket to sleep with sooo he passed the one night stand test.
I took it upon myself to take one shot of tequila to have an excuse for hitting on my not-single coworker. It worked.
I tried to bring you in when you passed out on the porch but all you said was that I "ruined your hope ands dreams of becoming an astronaut"
You'll be pleased to know I just had an elaborate day dream about your penis. you were there too.
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