no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
I overheard a kid saying to his mom at Walmart: "Mommy.. should we buy cups for daddy's spit?"
you got in your car and made the sounds of a NASCAR, then called me on your phone and I was your pit crew. then you apparently you won the race, and THAT'S when you tried to backflip off the top of your car.
there was a trapeze. enough said
Just remembered throwing your phone at your face in a half-drunk stupor the other morning when your alarm went off. Thought I should apologize.
Yep just saw a license plate that read "taint 2" which implies there is a "taint 1". Only in Florida
blowing a .13 at 10 AM isn't nearly as cool as I thought it would be.
I was totally going to sleep with him, until he got naked and started swinging around his boner singing "I'm so hard. oh yeah yeah yeah, I'm so hard" like Rihanna.
Word is he has some crazy hawaiian STD
whenever he tweets that he wants to get blackout it's like a neon sign for "i want to bang you tonight"
No, he went to go get condoms. The least I could do was chug two beers before he got back
When you get a chance, you should call Nick. He REEAAAALLLLLY wants to hear you make chewbacca noises.
I don't remember where I was but I remembered that I hated everyone there
He's still short.... And probably a douchebag. But if we ever run into him downtown I fully encourage you to take him home and have "I hate you douchebag" sex and lick every inch of that disgustingly toned chest.
Now I don't feel like I'm sweating cheeseburger all the time.
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