there hasn't been a girl guy ratio this good since a guy jumped on one of the Titanic life rafts
Just found out for my occult lit class (history of cults) final project is making a spellbook. Hello last term of college.
it wasn't the penis i had been hoping for.....but i took it regardless.
I love him. He's like the father I never had that I kind of want to fuck.
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After he was done he gave me a case of landshark and tickets to tomorrows yankee game. This is the best nonrelationship ever
Tomorrow morning i will black in to find a christmas tree in my room that i dont remember how i got. I love college
He just got dropped off drinking a flask, sitting on the handlebars of a chinese delivery man's bike
Tonight's gonna be epic. Did he bring my noodles?
No. I heard a cover of "my heart will go on". This is not sanity.
What kind of life do I lead that no one is surprised by the fact that I was watching porn at work with the hot 37 year old?
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I wanna come do a blessing for your apartment. And by that I mean I want to drink a lot of whiskey and watch ancient aliens in your apartment
My liver needs the occasional pep talk and a reminder that we are two weeks into freshman year of college.
I like her because we want the same things out of life AND she actually wants to have sex with me.
This is why you are going on a date. To see if he is fun or if we need to shank him in the parking lot.
my life is like one bad, slutty lifetime movie.
A true gentleman never tells. But yes, I did indeed get laid last night
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