Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
Just heard a guy discussing with someone else the amazing blow job you gave him. I’m in New York. Over 2 hours away from where you live. I have never been more proud.
chasing schnapps with beer is a terrible idea. never been drunk at 3PM before. please help please please please please
Theres a disney princess moonbounce on karen st. and I'm drinking beer at a little league field. this might end with me in jail.
Its time to go balls to the wall to get any good D during these last few weeks of college.
My vagina senses are tingling. I know your here.
Dude, the chicks a procotolgy intern. Don't cheat on her. She knows where it hurts the most.
You were captain morganning on the laundry hamper and when I walked in you slingshotted a thong at me and started peeing. This all came back to me when I picked up some jeans to wear and they smelled like piss.
idk man, i just want to be a bad influence for future generations
He tried to puke in the 14th hole and when I told him to stop he started chanting "hole in one hole in one"
I will be there. invited or not. I go where the pancakes go.
I just found out who gave her jelly shots. You owe me a new mattress.
can we drink soon
I'm not sure who this is but I'm free tomorrow night
You cannot steal the fun of my nakedness. You do not own my nakedness. My nakedness is my sole property and I share that fun with whom I choose.
He's making me do the dishes for the next month and half because I shit in the bath tub...
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