You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
well recently, every guy I have hooked up with has been economy sized
no, he came in my armpit
$22.99 left in the bank til payday = 3($7 jack & coke) + 2($0.89 T-Bell taco) + $0.21 in case of emergency.
math is fun
That's what you get for fucking someone nicknamed "wiggle worm"
you almost dropped the shot glass then you thought you were such a hard ass for catching it that you slammed it on the table and broke it
I feel like his dick looks like a decorative autumn squash.
I don't think I have but I might've died. If I have then come get me, I'm in the flower bed. And still game.
I'd rather just be alone, than deal with this bullshit. I just want to be alone. Cats and vibrators never let you down.
well I was pissed. first he yelled at me for having my own condoms, then he got mad when they didn't fit him. Dude, I only fuck magnum men.
I think the paper my teacher just handed back to me had one of his pubes on it, I'm way too hungover for this
fuck emotions I should've gotten more cats
Don't worry I sent a creepy stalker message to a guy I slept with 6 years ago, Sunday Funday rock bottom
I had to fake it. He was punching my vagina like it owed him money and enough was enough.
You microwaved all of my silverware, I don't care if you spent all your money on tequila, you're paying for this.
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