I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
They're donating plasma together for extra money. Couple of the fucking century.
We FINALLY fucked. I swear that's the longest I've ever held out for
Umm you met him three days ago....
I said what I said
He introduced me to his parents as the girl he made out with on Thursday night...
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He compared my vagina to the first time he tried cocaine
just tried googling 24 hr taco bell and when i typed "24 hour" it autocompleted with fitness. buzzzz killllll
I just talked this guy out of hooking up with me and gave him relationship advice. Am I a good person now?
and then you called me a third time and yelled that you were stealing a puppy named Willow
Thanks for bringing me tea/a bucket. You have earned yourself a face touch.
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He? As in you personified your dick?
That's it. I'm moving to LA & sitting on his face.
Almost lost a vagina lip in the great shave of '16
He stopped mid-fuck to explain his choice in pillows. HE WAS STILL IN ME!
You fell out of his top bunk onto his set of golf clubs. After seeing blood on your leg, you proceeded to sing "the first cut is the deepest" while sprawled on the golf clubs
They think I fractured my spine while doing your cousin on concrete.
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