how can u be prego again
Mom and Dad are dead. Trust fund
The only reason I kept his number in my phone for so long is so that hed pay for my abortion.
The crowing achievement of my life is still the time I made a 3 course meal out of things I found in the dumpster.
giving yourself 2 days to recover i see
I'll need it. Largely because i'm going to be stumbling through fancy restaurants with a bottle of whiskey insulting couples all night.
His shopping cart was nothing but malt liquor and zucchini.
I think he thought he was a gentleman because he bought me the most expensive plan b at cvs
So I was about the only one NOT pregaming or stoned at my aunt's funeral... Maybe thats why I'm the black sheep.
Your ankle brace is here and the saw is charged. Grab some vodka that cast is coming off tonight.
My head is pounding and I need an ice pack for my vag. Successful friendsgiving!
I am not betting on the failure of any friend that is not you.
He's rescued me passed out naked on the playground next door and I've rescued him passed out naked in the middle of campus. That's why we're a great couple.
Back at condo with chick. What is the condom situation urgent response needed
Nana added me on facebook...i think i'll have to call her and warn her about my lifestyle before i confirm her as a friend.
I'm sorry for peeing on you last night. Will cookies make up for it?
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