Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
found a dugout with weed in it in dad's car. decided to top up the weed compartment with salvia. for fun.
I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
I just wnated to let you know that I laminated my history notes so i can study in the shower.
I think the pivotal moment was when we used the see and say as a drinking game with shots of whiskey. It was all downhill after that.
All of a sudden i love everyone. In all their flawed and failing beauty. This is pretty good weed.
he was very distressed by my statements that there could have been balls on shoulders without awareness
I'm in a waiting room at the hospital - and there's a dude here who is WAY too proud of his urine sample.
I learned a very valuable lesson tonight...don't touch a cops tazer
I've been sleeping with the same person for about two months now, I think I know a little bit about stability and commitment.
Adulthood is punching a guy in the face when you find out he's trying to fuck you and he's married instead of fucking him regardless and believing anything he says
Bank just called....we left my debit card in the ATM last night.
GOD DAMN IT I COULD HAVE HAD A MOTHERFUCKING 3 WAY LAST NIGHT. WHY BOOZE, WHY?!
Word. I want it involving like... sing-a-longs and sniffing glue.
Weird. And pubic lice are now endangered so your hairy balls can rest easy
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