she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
you made a powerpoint titled 'things i've drank tonight' and emailed it to me.
then out of nowhere we heard a voice yell "Fuck that pussy!"
on todays agenda: meeting with a life coach then going to the dollar store to buy batteries for my vibrator. clearly im still unemployed.
Just calculated that for my last final tomorrow I need 120% to improve my grade and 53% to keep it..buying 30 packs now, go get dressed
Can one of you do me a favor? Light a match and throw it into my room. Bc I'm certain I would rather be burned to death than live in this hell I call my life
He left npr on the whole time when we were doing it. ironic that i lost it on the 100th anniversary of the titanic. thanks michelle norris.
History professor is at the bar. Hurry! There's only so many A's he could give before it starts to look bad.
I could see myself being this awkward weirdo drunk girl that patted strangers and danced terribly but was powerless to stop it
Seltzer and cocaine. Life is flawless right now.
the walk of shame isn't very shameful when your mom tells you she's proud of you.
His mom showed up at my doorstep, begging me to take him back for him
Where do you find these people?
the cuervo was good, but I started with jello shots. and when i threw up a whole jello shot came out.
there's no judgement here...i was recently just fingered in my dorm hallway while having a conversation with 5 people.
I miss all the tiny banana hammocks... When can I go back to ogling? I can do it from a lot farther than six feet without any complaints.
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