how lazy do you have to be to be a fat vegetarian?
I just passed on expense account drinking, this must be the worst hangover ever.
Class is significantly more awkward when you know that your teacher knows what you look like with your legs behind your head... Just saying.
i woke up in his neighbors pool house. Not sure how I got here but there is people swimming outside. how do I escape?
just fucking run.
Another day, another engagement, another cat
Invite that kid who wants to become a priest. I WANT ON.
You know you're hung-over when you're smoking and have the strong urge to eat the cigarette. No more buckets of gin. No. More. Ever.
Jenna, I'm going to use all my homosexual powers to steal him from you
Austin, I will climb on top of your shoulders and slowly suffocate you with my vagina
My whole sorority girl exterior is just a lie. I'm a fat tumblr girl on the inside.
She's high and running across rooftops. Yes we're going to end up in A&E again.
You fell in the corner and refused to get up unless someone helped you. And then you crawled under the pool table and took a nap.
anyways, do you want to make more embarrassing memories that im bound to remind you about later and laugh about?
Can someone explain to me why guys are so fascinated w their dicks that they feel like they'll die if they don't send unsolicited dick pics
I didn't realize how much I relied on you for a reason to drink on tuesday
I don't think you could pull off being mean.
How do you think I'm still single?
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