So how do we make 4/20 better than every other day we are stoned?
What is wrong with this kid? He'll take ecstasy but won't take dayquil?
I remember your 21st ending with me driving you home while you insisted making bicycle signals out the car window.
Just got a picture message from my sister of the two of us wearing cowboy hats and pressing our bare asses together. Do you remember enough to explain?
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I forgot how wholesome of a place a park is when youre not drinking there.
We were fucking at break-dick speeds.
I don't think the best pickup line was. Hey I have never made a girl orgasm before but I'm sure it will work on someone like you.
I'm sitting outside your room listening for sex noises eating pepperoni...slowly
He said he wanted to "superfuck" me
Does he wear a cape??
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Hooked up to multiple episodes of Even Stevens last night. What the fuck.
Do you hit a new low in life when you have to carry around a puke bag in your purse when you're hungover?
When ur uncle gives you free weed, you take it
Hey guys so who is Justin McGoo and why did I text him "fuck yooooouuu juuuustiiin mcgooo" at 12:06am on Thursday night?
don't take offense to this but at the strip club tonight I legit believed one girl was you. almost hopped on stage and freaked out at you. you're a beauty.
I just tried to dye my pubic hair teal for her
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