kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
so my aunt is sitting on the couch, eating a brownie and watching the biggest loser saying how it's not that hard to eat healthy
man i love america
So I was throwing up in this fancy toilet at a party last night, when he decided it would be funny to flush it. It was a beday. I had to walk out with toilet water and regurgitated rumpleminze all over my face and shirt.
dont get mad but guess who just got banned for life from dodger stadium
so yeah i told her you were going to become a doctor and the first thing she said was "i still don't want to fuck him". i tried.
you think that next time i come over to do this you can pick up the condom wrappers you used on the other girls
In a cab. Towels everywhere. Confused.
if by "adventure" you actually mean "getting ridiculously high and shaving our legs," then yes.
Passed out drunk in a tanning bed...
Did At The Beach call the fire department to get you like last time?
The things happening in my intestines right now should only ever happen at truck stops and frat houses.
Got it in all night, now at a bar at 730 am and we are the only two people here. Somewhere my mid twenties father is applauding me.
we had a "who's sex playlist is better?" fight.....
I fucked the midget version of a backstreet boy and I am not mad about it
just passed a kid drinking a beer at 2pm. clearly it's the last day of break.
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