My gyno actually laughed when I told her about his penis size.
did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
and i forgot to tell you that my armpit hair is now completely grown back. man i love winter.
this study room smells like vodka
the study room thinks the same about you
All four of us managed to throw up in the same bathroom at different times during the night. I think we'll get along great living together.
You made eat vitamins until I threw up
It's very clear that i'm the girl sweating out four lokos at 2 in the afternoon at the gym
there is a time and a place for ass-grabbing and that was not it.
Ya, found out why there were rat traps in my bed. Guess I pissed in Sams room so he went to the store and got them and put them on my bed and put tabasco in his humidifier and put it in my room
Sorry I forced you to take an adderall at 1am and then proceeded to dance to Lose Yourself outside of Qdoba.
Well, maybe we can talk about it over a drink and some crushed up vicodin.
Made a pinky promise to a lesbian on crack in WeHo. No one knows what I promised
My left boob kept making random appearances last night.
We had sex on his grandparents floor... the taxidermy deer was staring at me the whole time!
They offered me pot brownies in 7 minutes flat. Imagine my horror when I had to be like, are those gluten free?
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