This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
You said you couldnt get the condom on but "its the thought that counts"
On that note; HAPPY 21: THE SEQUEL from the back of an ambulance!!
we bribed her with croutons and jello shots.
I'm amazed your boyfriend is still with you, how do you manage to pee on him while he is holding you in his lap?
You can glorify being single all you want but relationships are awesome. I haven't gone more than 24 hours without sex since June.
Ok. So let me get this straight. She treats her vagina like a clown car, yet judges me for just making out with the guy that bought all of us shots?
At least one of us had a weekend full of money and dick
we turned the lights off and all you could see were my glow in the dark stars and his penis
I have 13 missed calls from when I slept outside on some rocks
Seltzer and cocaine. Life is flawless right now.
I feel like I should send her I'm sorry I've been fucking your boyfriend flowers.
He put on star wars porn, i thought it was hilarious last night but now i'm wondering why he has star wars porn
i thought the time we went to a party with no shoes on was bad, how about the time you left with no pants on?
We were peeing side by side on the riverbank together and I felt like nothing brings you closer than drunken riverbank urinating so I caught her a friendship frog to wipe with since we left the tp in the canoe.
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