ever had your bank call you to verify the 4 seperate bar transactions from the night before? I have
and he said i stripped him down, hand cuffed him to his bed post, and tickled his arm pits, and then continued to watch The Hangover.
I hope this doesn't become one of those friendships where we dont have sex
Freshman Move In Day, its like Christmas in August.
Dude, how the hell did you become an RA?
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Just wrestled a cop. He won my shorts. I won my freedom. In fishnets and army boots. still headed to the party. would appreciate pants, but not necessary.
gave him road head on the way to his grandparents house. purposely didn't let him finish, the sexual tension over turkey was indescribable.
Congrats. You are not detrimental enough to my psyche to be discussed during this mornings therapy appointment. Please follow up next week to see if you made the cut.
Apparently I'm ahead in the foot race to his dick because I'm not insane. If I'd have known that's all it took, I'd have worn sweat pants more often.
We put your drunk ass to bed. 10 minutes later we heard you scream "DICK-PUNCH!!!" It was immediately followed by a shriek of pain and crying. So to answer your question; no, that's not "sex soreness".
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New year means new boundaries for the Brazilian lady.. I'm pretty sure I got wax on my asshole
my vagina is starting to think like a penis, and I'm not even slightly worried
i cant believe we used adam and eve as a sexting theme last night
I wonder how many people I can tell that he has one nut before he finds out it's me spreading it.
Have you ever drank bourbon in your underwear while wearing a Santa hat and reflecting on the decisions of your life? Asking for a friend.
is it still the walk of shame if his dad gave me a 'thanks for sleeping with my son' head nod on my way out this morning?
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