Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
We saw a kid playing in poison ivy. We walked away, he'll learn his lesson.
He made me a mix cd. There is obviously something wrong with him.
We have literally factored in $2200 for bail money in the budget. This vegas trip will be out of hand. We are signing confidentiality contracts.
just when i thought we would make it home without incident he tried to walk a police dog
I just want to know who nailed the chicken nugget to the door.
dreams really do come true on the roof and drinking again
Handcuffed our DD to a naked stripper don't think he will try to sneak out
He can pick locks you know
That's the reason for the naked stripper
You screamed "i promise ill stop blowing your brother" in the middle of a packed restaurant at 1pm. We should maybe rethink our relationship.
IT IS NICKEL SHIT NIGHT
*shot. Why
well ya only live once...
that cant be your answer for every horrible thing you do
Just saw the cop you hooked up with over break. He’s def hotter in uniform.
Tell him to stop shaving his pubes. #Notmyjam
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Been using bowl smoking as a method of time for so long I don't know how long it actually takes to get to work
I bonged champagne. And did keg stands. What in the actual fuck am I doing with my life?
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