I do no wrong. I am always right. Right? I forget why I am sending this. It seemed relevant.
she kept her crown on the whole time i was giving her birthday sex
Just found cake in my bra, debating if I should eat it
By the way. I expect to test the theory of you running a mile drunk for memorial day.
And know that if I ever text "road head?" that it comes from a place of caring and not a place of heartlessness..
Well, I made it all the way to the gas station. And from there, I begged a cab driver who was parked outside, to give me a piggy back ride the final 2 blocks to my apartment. I wasn't in the cab. Didn't have to pay. Drunk me is smart, and very lazy.
also had sex in his sister's princess style bunk bed.
but you are a princess that one was appropriate.
What are your thoughts toward getting nasty in a minivan?
I REMEMBER NUGGETS BEING THERE BUT WE WERE AT A TACO BELL
And he claims I gave him “fuck me” eyes while he was ordering me a happy meal
Yeaaaaa...im super disgusted with myself lol...which is interesting, considering all of the things I have done in my life...
i've hit rock bottom. Eating pringles and playing taylor swift on guitar in my underwear at 11am on a wedensday morning. Sober.
And by "have lunch together" you mean me giving you a blow job in the back of your Tahoe, right?
Apparently i'm now known as the kid who was double fisting tequila and pedialyte.
i woke up to drewlling on a plate of eggrolls half naked halfway between my bed and the floor, and i have no idea where my pants went
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