I'm wearing a childsize birthday hat and a bib. I am the def of sex appeal rite now
somehow I got talked into dressing up like a hot dog, spinning around ten times, and shooting lay ups in front of thousands of students
Not even the dog will look at me anymore.
they have a walk of shame score keeper on their fridge. I marked my tally for him on my way out..
She is two pictures of justin bieber away from being blocked from my news feed
her best friend is in town and she told me that they used to fool around when they were drunk and I'd have to "help keep that from happening"
you motherfucker
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
I feel bad for the cleaning lady. All you can smell is latex and Jaegermeister
I don't think people appreciate how hard it is to fuck in a portapotty. Sarah and I had train for that shit.
I have no idea. But I feel like I could climb a mountain and then have sex on it.
Just seen a chubby version of you. Nearly kidnapped her. Perfect woman
So he came on my stomach this morning and I totally forgot about it until after you poured that body shot.
And the prospective student I was showing around had to take care of me.
Last night was like blooper reel sex. He dropped me!!
Due to this morning's events my new porn name is Reepa Nipplov.
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