Fuck, operation next sex victim is on as soon as i get back. Do not sleep with that red head, nobody likes accidental ginger babies.
White Russians with skim milk. Fuck I'm healthy.
you sent me the whole alphabet, one letter a text. it took 15 minutes to read them all
I swear god or herbie drove my car home
Princesses don't give blow jobs
I just ordered a 3 square foot pizza. This is how to beat an eating disorder.
Well look at it this way, if he should happen to get into a terrible accident within the next 2 days, its okay.. i have his dental records on my ass cheek.
4pm on a Sunday....roomate fucking like a wildabeast while I have a organic chemistry study group in my kitchen.
I made him recite stats from the playoffs game last night before I would go down on him.
All I did was present the dick. You did the work. That's like thanking the pencil for a test you got an A on.
All of her cloths were on our coffee table this morning. The only things she left with last night were her shoes and Scott
You both ran and jumped into the tub yelling Jamaican bobsled team
Day drinking! Today! (tomorrow too!) Our place! Whenever you get off work! Ready go!
This is possibly the most humiliating moment of my life. I have diarrhea, in a port-a-potty, at the Renaissance Festival.
I yelled out "blow jobs!" in my macroeconomics class. Ask me more about how my life is spiraling out of control.
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