well on the bright side, he charges $60 for an eighth
so he'll probably take me somewhere nice
Im eating ham and mustard naked, watching south park, but its totally cool cuz the paper plate is covering my nuts
tried unsuccessfully for 10 minutes to do bong hits while wearing glow in the dark vampire fangs before realizing air was getting out of the sides of my mouth
Either I'm a lot drunker than I thought, or he has three dicks....
I think I'm gonna have to go with the first one...
I just woke up in his house on his bathroom floor with an IV in my arm.
Out of desperation, I used the leftover sauce from my goat masala as a mixer for vodka shots.
this is terrible I feel like i'm trapped in a cage with a wild republican
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
no body wants to do anything today cause it's too cold, but a guy can only masturbate so many times a day. Ya know
every time someone would wish me happy birthday I would be like "thanks happy birthday to you too"
In other news I think my vagina is sunburnt
Well I didn't get a shacker shirt but I somehow managed to come home with superman socks
Pretty good. Thinking about getting day drunk and filling out job applications so I don't hate myself as much
Dude, I danced with Abe Lincoln! How could last night have been any better???
I dont need your sympathy!!!! Just a fifth of vodka and gummy bears...lots and lots of gummy bears to take my agression out on.
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